6 posts tagged “videos”
i just had a bidding war on ebay for some fucking moon sand.
i'm going to crawl under my desk and take a nap but first i have to spin around in my chair a little bit.
wheeeeee
ok.
head. ache.
this was me like ten seconds ago.
how come people don't remember that anthony perkins was HAWT?
i feel like i'm made of dead.
all right. i admit it. i laughed. but still. why, god? why?---> http://www.alltrailers.net/meet-the-spartans.html
i have to pee. you needed to know that. ok. bye.
been noticing a new trend with celebrities commercials. that's not so much a new thing, i mean, celebs and advertising go together like ice cream and cake but it's the low level of pretentiousness that's coming with these commercials that i think is new. who doesn't dig those Mac commercials with Justin Long? Michael Jordan, Kevin Bacon, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Joe Montana, Brett Favre all doing undies and jeans commercials and they just act like *who they are*. i like that there's no public persona in those commercials. it's just them. i like the voice over work a lot of really big name actors are doing. Julia Roberts for AOL. Queen Latifah for Pizza Hut. Matt Dillon for Pontiac. Gary Sinise for Cadillac. Christian Slater does commercials and narrates tv shows for Discovery and History channels. Gene Hackman for Lowe's. Keifer Sutherland for Verizon. Julianna Margolis for Pampers. etc. etc. i like that you don't see them and for a lot of those actors, you wouldn't even know it was them unless you were an uber movie freak like me. VO work isn't new to advertising either, but like i said, these stars aren't making a big deal out of it, they aren't The Voice Of... anything. and i dig that.
i watched House of 9 last night on Showtime Beyond, which is my new favorite channel because the flicks they show are odd, indie, and cool. it was a pretty good movie. not a great freaking OMG GO WATCH THAT movie like...uh... some movie i can't think of right now because i'm too busy laughing at the comments thread on IMDB about Nekromantik. but a good movie with pretty damn cool twist ending that i didn't see coming until *right* before it happened. Dennis Hopper's accent was horrible though. *punts him*
my home computer went into a coma this morning. it's vitals are stabilized but the outlook is pretty grim. last week, we agreed to have a 250gb external hard drive put in but it hasn't helped it's ailing health much. poor ol' Compy.
there's something wrong with me for thinking these are hysterically funny.
i keep forgetting to write about the hotness that is Bear Grylls. i watched Man vs. Wild all weekend. that guy is all Man. he's got a sexy ass british accent and he looks like Christian Bale, which is always a plus in my book. he's not afraid of freaking anything. he's in the desert of utah, burning up, and he's like "some natives would have wet down their head scarves by peeing on them." and he whips it out and pees on his head scarf/t-shirt. the camera man was like "WTF." and barely moves in time so that the audience doesn't get an eyeful of what he pleases his wife with. not that i would have minded. (remember: bear grylls = OMG HAWTNESS GODDAMN.) and he's always saying "you should never do this thing and that thing, let me show you." and then HE-FREAKING-DOES-IT. and THEN he shows you how to get out of it. he's like "when you're eating ants be sure to eat them with the head facing away from your tongue because they'll bite on and not let go. see." and then he lets this HUGE fire ant bite on his tongue. *drool* he just puts any old thing in his mouth. he's just chomping up snakes and frogs and turtles and rabbits and grubs and worms and leaves and HE DRANK ELEPHANT DUNG. and then he's like "sink holes just suck you in deeper the more you struggle to get out. like this." and he jumps into this muddy sink hole up to his chest. and they choppered him in to the swiss alps and just freaking left him there and he's all snow covered and shit so he STRIPS and wanders around in his boxer briefs until his clothes dry. this guy is built like adonis, the hotness is unbearable god christ it.
here. have some photos cuz i get the feeling you all don't believe me about the crazy-good hotness.
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h21/pistolpete72/bear_grylls_in_jungle.jpg
http://www.translucence.org/archives/bear_grylls_main2.gif
http://www.f4group.co.uk/images/bear_grylls.jpg
http://images.43things.com/profile/325699s160.jpg
http://www.beargrylls.com/images/bear_grylls_dinner.jpg
http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/manvswild/bio/gallery/bio175.jpg
http://content.tvguide.com/NR/rdonlyres/07E10EEB-AC40-4B52-BAFF-36AA7950F7BA/14603/061222interview2.jpg
http://img.verycd.com/posts/0701/post-433743-1168177655.jpg
http://www.manvswild.com/images/bear-grylls-picture.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dioAXVkdgO4&mode=related&search= (if you have a soft stomach, don't watch this.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRKpnkX99z0&mode=related&search= (i want to watch him do this in my bed. :-| seriously.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7LeZZ5WZF0 (OHMYGOD)
*has a heart attack, can't take no more*
i pay-per-viewed Little Miss Sunshine last friday. that's a fantastic movie. with deVotchka soundtrack and wondiferous acting. (is too a word) i should probably do a movie review on that but you know, i'm lazy (fat bloat) and i don't wanna right now. plus, there's like, people i need to call and papers i need to shuffle and ...other stuff.
i OnDemanded The Illusionist and while it was an okay movie, it was hella predictable. had it figured out 40 mins in. paul giamatti was a gem in it. ed norton was okay but still nerdishly hawt. jessica biel was wavy-handishly okay.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i830108c1e9cf981f17799d1f588be3da
no. no. no. not mark steven. no. i'm going to go kill myself now.
it's the dancing. i... i can't unsee the DANCING. and isn't that hooker he's with Amanda Peet?
