4 posts tagged “rambling”

i just had a bidding war on ebay for some fucking moon sand.

i'm going to crawl under my desk and take a nap but first i have to spin around in my chair a little bit.

wheeeeee

ok.

head. ache.

this was me like ten seconds ago.

how come people don't remember that anthony perkins was HAWT?

i feel like i'm made of dead.

all right. i admit it. i laughed. but still. why, god? why?---> http://www.alltrailers.net/meet-the-spartans.html

i have to pee. you needed to know that. ok. bye.

i should be doing something other than what i'm doing, which is a bunch of nothing. once again i woke up on time and said fuck all and went back to sleep for another hour thus making myself about 15 minutes late for work. ask me if i care. please. ask me. the only thing i come here for is to get paid and tell my staff to do the shit i don't wanna. this is a stupid waste of time job in a boring ass field and never in a million prillion years did i think i'd find myself shirking duties to people under me. middle management is Teh Debil.

there's this one attorney here. i want to sharpen something with his eyeball. i have hypoglycemia, fucktard. i get cold. if you make fun of my heater again i'm going to introduce it to your sphincter.

i'm supposed to go to Access database training today from 1-2:30 but i think imma skip it because i'd rather read SK's Bag of Bones. btw, the UK version of Deathly Hallows is full of typos and suckishness. not UK typos like 'colour' or 'behaviour' or 'travelling' because those aren't typos, damn it, but things like, "The hallway was large, dimly light," and "they were drawn upward to the strangest feature of the scenes an apparently unconscious human figure hanging upside down over the table,". fuck harry potter. i'm all about stephen king. fuck harry potter until thursday. when i have the US edition, that is. 

we watched Arthur and the Invisibles yesterday with the kids and it actually was kind of a cool movie. i really love Freddy Highmore anyways, since the James And The Giant Peach days, ... wait wait. no, that was paul terry. nevermind. maybe i'm thinking of Finding Neverland? he was in that, right? shit. IT DOESN'T MATTER. i like his messed up teeth and he has just about the greatest british accent since Christian Bale fauxed one for Empire of the Sun (ilovethatmoviewithmouth). 

ANYWAY. it was good. mia farrow's in it and like always, she reminds you why she is the most lovable of lovables and that Woody Allen is a pedocretin. how she does this by just saying her lines is beyond me; it surpassed modern understanding. just accept it.

the Minimoys are voiced by an all star cast: Robert DeNiro, Harvey Keitel, Jimmy Fallon, Chaz Palminteri, Emilio Estevez and *dun dun dunnnnnnnn* Madonna, whose presence, i figured, would have shit-caked the whole thing and outright doomed this movie to the Film Graveyard. but she's good in it. yeah, i said it. she's good. maybe that skanktress should stick to the voice acting rather than showcasing her less than stellar, quite-possibly-more-wooden-than-Ben-Affleck talents on the screen. everybody wins.

then we started to watch Alice in Wonderland but i was more than slightly offended by the stereotypical irish gardeners. who'da thunk an irishman could do a horrible impersonation of an irish accent? not me, that's who. what's worse is that the one guy who did an okay job of it, was italian. but damn if tina marjorino didn't grow up nice.

that's all the bitchery i can spew for now. i'm going to go smoke until my head explodes.

what's that title have to do with this entry?  nothing.  in fact, 99% of my titles have absolutely nothing to do with the entry they're attached to; i just like they way they sound. lil tidbit of somewhat delusive information for you folks.

i woke up this morning with david bowie's Fame playing in my head and quotes from the movie Erin Brockovich falling out of my mouth. i don't know.

msn.weather.com said that it was going to be 82 degrees today and partly sunny. then it went on to say that the rest of the week would be in the mid-to-upper 70s. well. maybe this is 82 degrees --ON MARS. wtf. it's actually 96 and tomorrow is due to be 99. i want the crack that website is smoking. srsly.

i watched a plethora of films this weekend with a paucity of suckage. Thank You for Smoking is fantastic. whether you like smoking or not, you should see that movie just because Aaron Eckhardt uses his mouth prettier than a $50 whore. it's a clever movie. I also watched The Caveman's Valentine with Sam L., directed by one of my faves Kasi Lemmons. it had a creepy se7en feel to it. Sam L. acted his ass off. and i re-watched Taxi Driver because it's classic. i also crammed like 34294872 Discovery shows about egypt into my head for obvious reasons. tonight we'll be watching The Last Mimzy. lexi got it for her birthday from aaron's parents and i've been dying to see it for the last.... um. well since here. 

rob zombie is remaking Halloween. linkage

and i'm still not sure what i think of this and what did i tell you about some jackass toking up and deciding to do a Namor flick? *points you to here*, not that you care, but seriously, how the FUCK is the guy who screwed over the Terminator movies gonna make a Sub-mariner movie? how? how? how? badly, that's how. of course i hope i'm wrong but i'm probably not.

and the next fantastic four movie has a trailer out here: http://imdb.com/title/tt0486576/trailers. the dude who played abe sapien in Hellboy is gonna be the Silver Surfer. i'm not sure how i feel about that yet (which means i don't like it but i'm giving myself time to adjust).