QotD: Act the Fool

Share a story of a time you acted foolishly.

you know what? the sad thing is i act stupid every day. not on purpose, mind you... most of the time. some of the time. ok like, maybe half of a third of part of the time. anyhoo, i usually come in and do some thing weird for my staff so they don't continue to sit there and contemplate ways in which to h-bomb our agency. cuz they do that. seriously. they told me. tried to bring me into the fold. i regrettably declined. i do cartwheels to my office or sit under someone's desk and steal things from them while they're not looking. like that stapler that Lori just had. where'd it go? where'd it go? hahahaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaacough. i will call them from my office and breathing heavily into the phone, knowing that they can hear me perfectly from where they sit and also have caller id. i sign their timesheets "Alex P. Keaton". if they answer the phone as i'm walking by, i disconnect the call. just *plink* and keep walking. hehehe ok i don't do that. but i want to.